Text 6 Apr

“Perfection is a place where there are two for one milkshakes on Tuesdays

It’s where you can pay for a room with your good looks

The ball parks are always busy and the umpires always make the right call

Everyday is halloween and people use plastic Christmas trees

They fight with their fists and go to drive-in movies

There’s no such thing as luck or the dentist and shoes don’t hurt your feet

I keep a lighter and dog treats

In my pockets at all times because you never know

I’ve got a Saint Francis of Assisi keychain

And a wallet made of Corinthian leather

Sometimes I drive all night and listen to talk radio

Sometimes I practice scratching for hours on end

Usually I sit in my window and listen to my tapes, I’ve got all kinds of tapes

Hugs and kisses, and treats in a bag

In paradise a buck will buy you a comic book, a soda and a candy bar

You can always find a place to park or to hide

The DJs only play originals and the theatres still have silver screens

And Buster Keaton matinees

I’m an outlaw faith healer, with sock monkeys for the kids

I’m the ringmaster-king of the convenience store parking lot

My show is an every man for himself freak fest

Pack a lunch and ask for Johnny Rockwell

Here your favorite pen works forever but memory parallax

It’s 70’s doing 20’s, 50’s doing 2000

Everyone’s got their own arrow and there ain’t no short handled shovels

It’s under my pillow, it’s tomorrow and the next day.”

50 Gallon Drum by Buck 65

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Bild (240)
pencil, coloured pencils, markers, digital
2015

by Raman Djafari

you can follow him on: 
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“Love her to death,
Or hate her to death,
Either way she’ll end up dead.
Dead as dark days,
Dead as can be.
Dead dumb,
Dead silent,
Dead as me.
Connecticut
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visceral-reciprocation:

Love her to death,

Or hate her to death,

Either way she’ll end up dead.

Dead as dark days,

Dead as can be.

Dead dumb,

Dead silent,

Dead as me.

Connecticut

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why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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this is the only long post I’ll ever reblog

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Text 10 Dec 88 notes PURPLE COVER REVEALED

yourbaroness:

Today we share the official album cover of PURPLE, out December 18 through our very own Abraxan Hymns. Thank you to everybody who participated in #FindPurple and a special thanks to TeeJay for piecing together the four different quadrant t-shirts.

Pre-order on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/ipurple
Pre-order the Deluxe: http://smarturl.it/dpurple
Pre-order on Amazon: http://smarturl.it/apurple
Hear “Chlorine & Wine” on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/schlorineandwine

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